New bipartisan law makes dog neckerchiefs mandatory

posted by
October 11, 2011
The Onion
by staff  
Posted in Commentary

"Cutting short its Columbus Day recess, Congress held a special emergency session this weekend to push through comprehensive legislation requiring every dog in the United States to wear a neckerchief, with both parties hailing the outcome as a 'major step forward for the nation' and 'downright adorable.' ... As of press time, an estimated 800,000 dogs had been euthanized for failing to comply with the new law." [satire] (10/10/11)  

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