There have to be rules!

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April 17, 2011
Liberty For All
by Larken Rose  
Posted in Commentary

"'There have to be rules!' Okay, here they are: Rule #1: People with red hair get to take whatever they want from anyone who doesn’t have red hair. Rule #2: No one is allowed to listen to music which doesn’t have at least three instruments and more than four chords in it. Rule #3: People who wear falling-down pants will be shot on sight. Rule #4: No one is allowed to say anything bad about me." (04/16/11)  

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