Biden resigns; Obama appoints Paul to vice-presidency

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March 31, 2011
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"US Vice-President Joseph Biden resigned Thursday on grounds of permanent incapacity after being rushed to George Washington University hospital with symptoms of adult onset anencephaly, a condition in which a vacuum between the oral and brain cavities causes the cerebrum to be swallowed and digested. President Barack Obama nominated US Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) to fill the vice-presidential vacancy "because he'll probably beat my ass in 2012 anyway and continuity is a good thing." Paul's appointment was approved unanimously by an emergency session of the US Senate and he was sworn in early Friday by an unknown woman wearing an Antiwar.com t-shirt and a Ben Bernanke mask and claiming to be 'the Chief Justice of this here can of malt liquor, bitches.'" (04/01/11)

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  • Kay

    Well, at least it wasn't Rue Paul…
    All though….

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